TERMS OF ARRANGEMENT
By submitting an enquiry, through any platform, you are officially agreeing to abide by these terms and conditions.
These things are common sense for most people I would choose to spend time with,
NO means NO. It doesn’t matter when, where or why you hear (or read) it, the meaning is the same. I will only say it once. NO IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
If at any point you push or harass me, or attempt to persuade me to change my mind after I have said no, I reserve the right to end the appointment without further warning or refund.
Additionally, if I ever feel disrespected or unsafe due to your behaviour, language and/or substance consumption, I reserve the right to end the appointment without further warning or refund.
I chose this line of work, and I choose to accept or decline every single request. Do not make assumptions, or feel entitled to time with me based on past experiences.
Other than compensation for my time, the only things I require you to bring to an appointment are RESPECT, MANNERS, and a GOOD STANDARD OF PERSONAL HYGIENE.
I would love to not have to expand on the last item on that list but unfortunately, that’s not the case. From time to time over the years, my faith in society’s ability to clean and present themselves properly has been tested.
There are standards that you would expect from me in regards to both my appearance and service. I can assure you, I will do my part if you do yours. If in doubt, wash/brush/scrub again.
I have no personal restrictions on age, race, weight, gender or ability, so I hope you never feel the need to ask. Having said that, I do require notification of factors in play which may have an affect on the possibilities for our time together. I pride myself on being able to give an equally enjoyable and rewarding experience to all of my clients, sometimes that means having time to research or prepare.
Currently, I only accept cash.
Please leave payment in plain sight within the first 10 minutes of our meeting. You don’t need to verbally address it, and neither will I provided you counted correctly. If we are meeting in public, a card/gift bag/book will disguise it well.
Deposits and Cancellation Policy (further explained on my FAQ page)
In certain circumstances, a deposit may be requested to secure your date. The percentage/amount, as well as discrete ways of making this payment will be discussed with you directly. For future reference, deposits vary from $100 to 50% of the appointment + travel costs.
I understand that life can be unpredictable. If you need to cancel or reschedule, the following applies. Please refer to my FAQ’s page (as mentioned above) for more details.
Deposits will be deemed forfeit if you cancel or need to reschedule within a certain timeframe. This timeframe is dependant on the length, type and/or location of the appointment. If outside of this window, your deposit will be held for up to two months to secure another date.
If you did not make a deposit, you may be required to pay the equivalent as a cancellation fee before I agree to meet you again.
On the rare